Fans of the Bizzare Holy Smoke Site will be enthralled to know it has been updated, with a more streamlined and "modern" feel about it - see link above.
As one happy proponent says:
That way I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that one turkey will see is me, screaming at him at about 900 feet per second.
My belief in the sanity of my fellow Humans does take a battering at times :)
Original 2011 article: